JOIN THE SQUAD!

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NOT REQUIRED BUT DEFINITELY ENCOURAGED

IT'S TOTALLY FREE AND COMES WITH SOME BIG PERKS! {Including your very own Big Girl Panties}

In addition to the community blog, we have an awesome schedule of online and in-person events. Join the squad today and get first access to these events along with some hilarious "non-publishable" extra salty sermons from Big Mama.

AND WE PROMISE NOT TO SPAM YOUR ASS WITH A BUNCH OF SILLY "TIPS" AND "SECRETS." We all know that is some serious BS and none of us have time for that.

What we do have time for is some fun! Use your creativity or the link below to create your very own roller derby queen persona! Then join the squad so we can keep you in the loop.

CREATE YOUR DERBY NAME!

CREATE YOUR DERBY NAME!