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I WOULD CRY TOO... BUT IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY. SO I AM GOING TO MAKE MYSELF A MARGARITA. CHEERS!
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NOW I JUST EAT CAKE. NO WONDER I'M SO FAT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BUY BOOZE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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GET OFF YOUR ASS, CALL THE PLASTIC SURGEON, AND MAKE US AN APPOINTMENT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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THE BEAUTY SLEEP AIN'T GONNA CUT IT. IT'S TIME FOR BOTOX BIRTHDAY GIRL!
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BUT EVENTUALLY YOUR VAGINA WILL STILL DRY UP. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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IT'S CALLED "OLD BROAD WHO USED TO BE HOT."
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I AM PRETTY SURE IT'S A DILDO. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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40 AIN'T THE NEW 30, 50 AIN'T FABULOUS, AND BOTOX AIN'T CHEAP.
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IT WAS ACCEPTABLE TO CHUG A WHOLE BOTTLE AND THEN PROJECTILE VOMIT ALL OVER YOUR ROOM. I MISS COLLEGE TOO. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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DON'T WORRY. NO ONE IS GOING TO NOTICE YOUR DOUBLE CHIN... NOW THAT YOUR BEARD IS GROWING IN.
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I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WOKE UP IN SOME DUDE'S CRIB TOPLESS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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SO DON'T EXPECT A COMMENT ABOUT YOUR SAGGING TITS, YOUR NEWLY SPROUTED GOATEE OR YOUR BAT WINGS IN THIS CARD.
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I WAS JUST PRIVATELY CELEBRATING YOUR BIRTHDAY. IT WAS AWESOME.
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I'M PLANNING ON HAVING MY FAVORITE DRINK. IT'S CALLED A LOT.
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BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT AIN'T FOX. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. YOU HAVE AN EXCUSE TO GET SUPER DRUNK WITHOUT JUDGEMENT.
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I express my thoughts, my creativity, and my soul through my favorite medium of black and white photography (both my own and curated vintage classics). You can follow my daily musings and adventures on Facebook or Instagram, and view my professional portrait portfolio at www.KarenCareyPhotography.com 

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